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Hey guys! Name's Lynette. You can call me Lyn.
I've been through a lot in my life and tend to get a bit emotional.
I'm a psychic-medium and have been using my gifts for 17 years. I've helped countless people with my gifts and I would never give them up for anything.
You may ask me anything, but if it's personal, please check my faqs page first.

You may ask me anything and I'm always here to talk!
All of my followers are not called followers. They are my assbutts.
Hope to talk to everyone soon!

P.S. Anon hate will be posted without an answer to show how much of an a-hole they're being. You've been warned.







demonshower:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

You know you’re never supposed to humanise characters that evidently are not human in every non-physical way

But Death is essentially immortal. I mean even if you killed him in this physical form, he’s still going to be there to take lives and stuff.

War, Pestilence, Famine… They all contribute to Death. 

Death is going to see the end of the Earth, the end of humanity, the end of everything including the God. 

But once everything is gone, when there’s nothing else to end, what will become of Death? Can Death die?

I feel sort of sad for Death. Maybe he’ll never care, maybe he’ll get lonely, I have no idea. But I still feel sad for him.

I find it sort of ironic that the only one who is going to live forever is Death.

nyctophilicwitch:

◯☾ NYCTOPHILICWITCH’S 4000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY ☽◯☾

To show my gratitude for all the positivity and knowledge my followers have given me, I bestow to you guys my 2nd giveaway. 

☽ THE GIVEAWAY WILL INCLUDE:

  • A wooden box 
  • An om chakra bracelet handmade by me
  • 4 stones including: clear quartz, kyanite, lilac amethyst, and smoky quartz
  • clear quartz pendulum accompanied by its bag (not shown)
  • Two books: Encylopedia of Magical Herbs by Scott Cunningham and The Book of Runes by Ralph H. Blum
  • Three corked bottles
  • Rider Waite tarot deck (may not be the exact deck shown) NOT MY PHOTO.

☽ RULES:

  • You must be following ME (nyctophilicwitch).
  • Reblog this post as much as you like, but spammers WILL be disqualified. Be reasonable with your reblogs. 
  • This giveaway is open worldwide .
  • Likes do not count.
  • NO GIVEAWAY ACCOUNTS. 
  • You must be willing to give out your address (if you’re underage you need your parent’s permission).

This giveaway ends on August 10th, 2014

DISCLAIMER: This giveaway is in no way associated with Tumblr (including, without limitation, that it isn’t administered, sponsored, or endorsed by Tumblr).

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

ctgraphy:

And don’t underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE
Cosplayer: srawr
The Little Mermaid
ACEN 2014

sexualassbutts:

I just started up a FundMe and I really need your guy’s help.  I’m trying to raise money to put into a program called Karatbars.  This will ensure that I start getting a decent income since I cannot work due to having health issues plus, the money from Karatbars will allow me to FINALLY pay off my hospital bills and start my own non-profit that I’ve been wanting to do for a long time but never had the money to do so.

Please go here and donate and please share this.  My goal on the page is $2,100 but $170 would be good as well.

YOU can also join Karatbars!  Go to this link to sign up.  How you start making money is by investing.  The more you invest, the more you get out of it.  Then, you have to get AT LEAST 2 referrals under you and ONE of them has to be investing as well.  Once you get that, you can start making money from this program.  When you invest, you’re buying their pre-paid card and what you’re doing is buying Gold.  The gold gets converted to whatever gold is worth at the time of purchase and put onto your card.
This is a legit program.  My father is taking me to a meeting for more information and tips next week.  Also, my uncle (the one I’m under) made more than $3,500 yesterday.  Just in one day.

Thank you guys.  This would be SUCH a big help.

P.S. Any extra funds will go to my dad’s investment.  He’s a Vietnam Veteran who is always tight on money because of his wife taking it all.  So for him to have his own pre-paid card and him making this money for HIM would be the best thing for him so he can be sure he has money for his bills, meds, and hospital visits.  Plus, he’s also wanting to start up a non-profit to benefit Vets that are having a hard time getting their benefits from the VA.  Because we all know America likes to fuck over its own military.

sexualassbutts:

Would you like to earn a little extra money?  For free?  Without doing much work to earn it?

I’m with 2 sites that are survey taking sites and I recently cashed out from one of them at $6.71.

The first one (the one I cashed out from recently) is Instant Cash Sweepstakes (ICS).  With this site, you take a series of short surveys (that are user-made) and you win money (anywhere from $.1 - $.10 per set of surveys), tickets which automatically enter you for chances to win the daily $50, and coins which you can use to enter for the $2 which is drawn every 3 hours.  This goes by a ranking system as well.  The more surveys you do, the higher your rank; the higher your rank, the more prizes you get and the more surveys you can take at a time before it makes you take a 3 hour break (done to make things fair).  ICS pays through Paypal, so be sure to have one set up beforehand.
This isn’t one of those bullshit survey sites that make you qualify for a survey or pay to take a survey.  It’s completely free.  COMPLETELY FREE MONEY.  With ICS, you can cash out at $2.
You can sign up for ICS here.

The next site is the sister site to ICS.  Paid Viewpoint is very similar to its sister site with a ranking system and paying directly to your Paypal account.  The differences here are that it ONLY gives you money and you have to have phone verification.  You get AT LEAST 1 survey per day (they normally email you when one is available for you to take) and most surveys are worth 10 cents each.  The most I’ve won from a survey so far has been about 35 cents and most amount of surveys I was able to take in a day so far has been 3.  I currently have $3.15 in my account for Paid Viewpoint, and you can cash out at $15.  This also has a ranking on it but since I haven’t been with this one for very long, I haven’t reached the end of the first ranking bar, so I can’t tell you exactly what the reward is for it.  ALSO, you get $1 just for signing up.
Sign up for Paid Viewpoint here.

Free money is free money, no matter how much you make from it.  May as well take advantage of it.

i am mine.
before i am ever anyone else’s.