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Hey guys! Name's Lynette. You can call me Lyn.
I've been through a lot in my life and tend to get a bit emotional.
I'm a psychic-medium and have been using my gifts for 16 years. I've helped countless people with my gifts and I would never give them up for anything.
You may ask me anything, but if it's personal, please check my faqs page first.

You may ask me anything and I'm always here to talk!
All of my followers are not called followers. They are my assbutts.
Hope to talk to everyone soon!

P.S. Anon hate will be posted without an answer to show how much of an a-hole they're being. You've been warned.







english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

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Supernatural-who-lock’s “I’m close enough” give away!

Ok, so for the longest time I have been promising a giveaway, and boy have I got one planned out. And hey, I am 200 away from my goal, which is close enough to celebrate for me!

Prizes:
  • Any candle form Fandlemonium
  • A Supernatural inspired bracelet
  • An Anti-Posession sticker
  • A TARDIS, Dalek, and DW logo sticker
  • An “I am SHER-locked” sticker
  • The Deathly Hallows necklace
  • The Deathly Hallows sticker
  • The Samulet
  • Supernatural Charm Wrap bracelet*
How It'll Work:
  • There will be 3 4 winners
  • You see all of those numbers and letters under the pics? pretty much that’ll help out when you choose your prize.
  • So, first place winner gets to choose any candle from section a, two things from section b, and one things from c. First place winner also gets prize d
  • Second place gets to choose one thing from b, one thing from c, and also gets prize d
  • third place gets to choose one thing from b, and gets d
  • fourth place gets d
Rules:
  • Must be following me
  • Reblog up to 3 times per day (just so that you don’t spam your followers)
  • Giveaway blogs welcome to enter!
  • unfortunately, likes will not count, but go ahead and like this for reference if you want
Extra Info:
  • If you follow me on instagram, you will get an extra 5 entries per reblog (just message me with your instagram so that i can check, and tell me how many times you rebloged this so that i can enter it into the draw)
  • OK SO I KEEP ON MENTIONING A DRAW WELL ok so i’m gonna pick the winners by using one of those online random-picker-things and choose each winner like that
  • Please keep you inbox open! If I can’t message you that you won, then I’ll choose another winner. 
  • This must reach +800 notes or else this disappears
  • If this gets +1500 notes, i’ll add in a mystery prize, which might or might not be fandom related. who knows? (I certainly don’t at this point)
  • I’ll choose the winners on August 12, 2014. (Why that date? I just pulled it out of the top of my head)

Message me with any questions! I’ll be more than glad to answer them

*Ok so if you peeps have been keeping up with Genevive Padalecki’s life, then you know that her sister, Sarah Cortez, suffers from a brain injury. Each purchase of their Supernatural Charm Bracelet helps out their cause. 

Update: I forgot to mention that I’ll pay for the international shipping, so if you live in other countries, feel free to enter :)

I am now putting in a mystery prize, which is fandom related! If this reaches 8000+ notes, then i’ll add more prizes and more winners, and extend the picking of the time a month later so that you have more chances to reblog and enter <3

OK LOOK HERE: If a certain number of you vote for this person, and message me telling that you have voted for them, then i will add more winners because yes why not so PLEASE VOTE

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

vengeanceandrevenge:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

That last gif, though.

Julia Gillard is actually my favourite ever.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

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setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

supernatural-who-lock:

supernatural-who-lock:

supernatural-who-lock:

Supernatural-who-lock’s “I’m close enough” give away!

Ok, so for the longest time I have been promising a giveaway, and boy have I got one planned out. And hey, I am 200 away from my goal, which is close enough to celebrate for me!

Prizes:
  • Any candle form Fandlemonium
  • A Supernatural inspired bracelet
  • An Anti-Posession sticker
  • A TARDIS, Dalek, and DW logo sticker
  • An “I am SHER-locked” sticker
  • The Deathly Hallows necklace
  • The Deathly Hallows sticker
  • The Samulet
  • Supernatural Charm Wrap bracelet*
How It'll Work:
  • There will be 3 4 winners
  • You see all of those numbers and letters under the pics? pretty much that’ll help out when you choose your prize.
  • So, first place winner gets to choose any candle from section a, two things from section b, and one things from c. First place winner also gets prize d
  • Second place gets to choose one thing from b, one thing from c, and also gets prize d
  • third place gets to choose one thing from b, and gets d
  • fourth place gets d
Rules:
  • Must be following me
  • Reblog up to 3 times per day (just so that you don’t spam your followers)
  • Giveaway blogs welcome to enter!
  • unfortunately, likes will not count, but go ahead and like this for reference if you want
Extra Info:
  • If you follow me on instagram, you will get an extra 5 entries per reblog (just message me with your instagram so that i can check, and tell me how many times you rebloged this so that i can enter it into the draw)
  • OK SO I KEEP ON MENTIONING A DRAW WELL ok so i’m gonna pick the winners by using one of those online random-picker-things and choose each winner like that
  • Please keep you inbox open! If I can’t message you that you won, then I’ll choose another winner. 
  • This must reach +800 notes or else this disappears
  • If this gets +1500 notes, i’ll add in a mystery prize, which might or might not be fandom related. who knows? (I certainly don’t at this point)
  • I’ll choose the winners on August 12, 2014. (Why that date? I just pulled it out of the top of my head)

Message me with any questions! I’ll be more than glad to answer them

*Ok so if you peeps have been keeping up with Genevive Padalecki’s life, then you know that her sister, Sarah Cortez, suffers from a brain injury. Each purchase of their Supernatural Charm Bracelet helps out their cause. 

Update: I forgot to mention that I’ll pay for the international shipping, so if you live in other countries, feel free to enter :)

I am now putting in a mystery prize, which is fandom related! If this reaches 8000+ notes, then i’ll add more prizes and more winners, and extend the picking of the time a month later so that you have more chances to reblog and enter <3

OK LOOK HERE: If a certain number of you vote for this person, and message me telling that you have voted for them, then i will add more winners because yes why not so PLEASE VOTE

Disney Villains Week:
Best Disney Villain Death: Dr. Facilier

I don’t remember all of the dream I had, but here are some of the things I remember from my weird ass zombie dream:

After a really long time of me just wandering about, surviving on my own, I met these two really cute boys who were traveling together.  They had worked together and so, they ended up sticking together during the apocalypse.  I joined their party and found that they had a pretty safe place to call home.  I ended up living with them and we went on runs together and shit.  I ended up falling in love with the man that was closer to my age (the younger of the 2) and he fell in love with me.  But one day, the older one died during a run and when myself and the one I loved got to a safe spot, he told me to head on home because I’d need to rest after seeing someone die like that.  So I went home but he didn’t return.  (For some reason) We had working cell phones, so I tried calling him that next morning.  No answer.  I called him every day for 3 days before finally thinking that he was dead.  But after a few more days, I ended up calling him again.  This time, he picked up his phone and said he had gone to Switzerland.  I obviously got upset and he said he needed time apart, but now he was ready for me to join him.  He then told me that somebody would be waiting for me to fly me to Switzerland.  So, I got to the spot on time and sure enough, there really was someone waiting.  We get in the (somehow still working) jet and take off.  I was then told that there was a ‘village’ that was untouched by the infection and that they had a camp set up outside of it.  That we’d have to land in the bigger city and go by foot to the village.  Of course, we’d have to make sure that we didn’t have straggling zombies following us all the way back, so we needed to be careful.
We got to the campsite with ease and as planned, but after a few weeks, everything went to shit.  Zombies finally got to the village and we had to move.  Fast.  We grabbed cars and trucks and high-tailed it out of there to try and find a safer place again.  When it got dark, we were basically in the middle of nowhere and we had to stop.  It looked fairly safe, so we ended up driving up this steep hill and kept the cars close.  We built a fire and cooked some of the food we managed to salvage from the campsite.  Of course, it wasn’t just myself and my lover anymore.  We had other people with us this time.  Suddenly, zombies came and attacked our campsite and we fought them off without anyone dying.  But myself and one other person had been knocked out from hitting our heads when we fell from being tackled by a zombie.  Luckily, we didn’t die.  But, I came to a lot sooner than the other girl and when I did, I noticed my shadow as I sat up.  There were wings on my shadow and I pointed it out to the group.  Everyone saw and the oldest man (who was from the village we had to run from) gave me this necklace with a pendant of some sort of stone that looked like amethyst.  He said I had great power within me and that I would be the savior of the earth.

Last thing I remember from the dream was the next morning when we headed out again and came across a city.  We scavenged and killed zombies til nightfall and then somebody said they needed to find a pharmacy and hope they had his daughter’s pills because it had been 2 years since they last stocked up on them but they were starting to run low.

I know, it’s soooo weird.  But hey, this is what you get from sickness-induced dreams.